Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the first set of nails I have every painted on an individual other than myself!

I am especially proud of these, not because I think they are phenomenal per se, but because they were done on the whim of the recipient after I had ingested about 4 beers and 2 Jack & Gingers. Yes, my friends, these were done whilst I was drunk.

All that matters is she was incredibly pleased with them, and for that I am honored.